Cho Kyuhyun the snarky Magnae

Taken from the Princekyu@wordpress
#1
ELF: ( ºДº)!!!!!!!
Kyu: ㅡ.ㅡ ??

#2
ELF: I’m playing a crossword puzzle. It’s so hardㅜㅜㅜㅜ
Kyu: If it’s really very hard then just give up.

#3
ELF: You really..!! It’s okay even if it’s just a ‘.’ Please just reply meㅠㅠ I won’t wish for much. Just reply a ‘.’ and I’ll be very happy.
Kyu: If you really just want a dot, I won’t reply you. People should have more hope.

ELF: Oppa is stupid!
Kyu: Compared to you I'm a genius


Fan: Can't sleep...
Ryeowook: Can't sleep~?
Fan: Yes! Can't sleep!!!
Kyuhyun: What does that got to do with me

Fan: Answer me whoever you are...
Kyuhyun: ... whoever is answering

Fan: Kyuhyun, saranghae!
Kyuhyun: Ah, my popularity~

Fan: Kyuhyun is the most handsome man on earth
Kyuhyun: I know


Please tell me who to credit~ 


Kyuhyun’s UFO replies 2010.07.23 !

Fan : Oppa tomorrow the record card will come out ㅠ Should I hide it anyway ?? ㅋ
Kyuhyun : Just rip it and throw it away immediately

Fan : I’m at the 3rd year of high school but I still go to super show 3….If I fail at SAT it will be oppa’s responsibility ^♥^
Kyuhyun : I cant take responsibility ^^

Fan : Suddenly I want to drink Coke ~
Kyuhyun : I want to brush my teeth

Fan : Are you hungry now ? I’m hungry too ㅠㅠ
Kyuhyun : You should go to bed at this hour ^^
* The fan sent this msg at about 11PM

Fan : It’s very hot ㅠ Are oppa resting in the waiting room with the air-condition ~ ? ㅠㅠ
Kyuhyun : No do you know that I’m sleeping in the van with the broken air-condition and it’s deadly hot ㅠㅠ


Fan : Hurry up this cold naengmyeon naengmyeon naengmyeon ~~ I want to eat naengmyeon ㅠ The most handsome oppa let’s buy it for me !!!
Kyuhyun : Is it me ?

Fan : I’m at the hair-salon now but it’s so boring boring…boring ㅠ please play with me !
Kyuhyun : Do I look like a free person who will play with you when you’re boring ?? How do you know it ?

Fan : Have you eaten yet ???
Kyuhyun : I had lunch late so I’m full ㅠㅠ

Fan : You’re so handsome that I cant let you go…please teach me how to break up with you ㅋㅋㅋ
Kyuhyun : There is no way (to do it)

Fan : Oppa I’m a female seon-do-boo ㅋ
Kyuhyun : I hate seon-do-boo a lot when I went to school….

* “seon-do-boo” is the head of the proper guidance in a school, they catch the students who broke the school’s rules and punish them

source : Onsaemiro fancafe
translated by: evanesco@sj-world.net
May take out with full credits  


credits: ilovekido/sjbthirteen, miss scarlett@soompi

Fan: You are mine
KH: I am mine

Fan: Donghae opa~ let’s go to the musical together
KH: I can’t

Fan: marry me~~~Young-woon
KH: How about me?

Fan: Oppa, why are you so cynical…did you eat something wrong?
KH: Your love is food poisoning

Fan: Who does Donghae Oppa belong to?
KH: Donghae is mine ^^
Same Fan: Do you want to go out with me?
KH: I said Donghae is mine, why am I going out with you?

Fan: Kyuhyun is mine
KH: What is this
HC: You want to die?
YS: Give up
KI: What? This fella

Fan: Because of Oppa, my phone bills are very high TT TT
KH: Now I’m replying to you, so just continue sending

Fan: Oppa, let’s play together~
KH: -.-?

Fan: Are you really Kyuhyun Oppa? T_______T
KH: T_T Yes, I really am T________T

LOL~ Kyu, I love you by the way~
I wish I can compile more but this post is going to be VERY long~